Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I convinced my girlfriend that she gave me herpes when in fact I gave it to her.

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I think I am in love with somebody, but he will never love me. He has a girlfriend and she is really pretty- she is really nice too. I have no reason to hate her but I do. Every time I see her I dream about stabbing her in the face with a pen, and not just once, like a lot of times till she's all bloody. is there something wrong with me? I am friends with both of them but he loves her not me because i am fat.

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In the summer I stay online every night till 3am at least, sometimes till 5, sometimes till the sun is coming up, and all I do is chat rooms and look at porn. I am almost eighteen years old, and I am pathetic. If my friends call me I will usually just as well stay inside unless they are going to a movie or to eat at someplace I really like. I tell them my mother needs me to do something.

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I work in a grocery store in the produce section. Everybody is always talking about how great Garlick is for you, so one day I took a big bite right out of a garlick bulb. It was so gross that I threw up all over some cantaloupes. Never try it. I washed the cantoloupes off with a hose and put them out anyway, Hahaha!

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I am pregnant and my boyfriend wants me t oget an abortion. I know it's just cause he doesn't wantto pay child support. I will have it anyway, it will be my baby.

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I constantly take advantage of peoples' trust by lying when nobody else would. I get tons of free shit that way at stores and restaurants. I get free drinks and even whole sandwiches that way. I don't feel the least bit bad about it either. I just find ways around the system, so I deserve it, right?

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I use my roommate's towel to wipe up my ball sweat because I don't want to dirty my own towel. Sorry, Steve.

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for a long time i ignored how crazy this bitch was cause all I wanted to do was fuck her. She used to do crazy shit like draw herself naked and bleeding and a lot of other nuts stuff too. She really is crazy, but i fucked her anyway. i don't call her up anymore. ha.

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One time I got head from this girl at a party, then she wanted to cuddle. I said 'bitch I don't even know your name' and left her in the bathroom. I told all my friends about it. I should probably feel bad, but my friends say it was awesome and I am actually pretty proud.

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I do horrible things to my friends all the time just for the fun of it. They always let me get away with it too when they'd never let ANYONE else do that, just because they are so used to it that it is expected of me by now. One time at the mall I took my friend's hole chinese food dinner and threw it in the trash. I didn't even apologize. He got pretty mad, but forgot about it like 10 min. later.

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