I tell people I have given head to 10 guys, but even that is a lie. Try 30! 16f
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You know that Rolaids commercial where the guy says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" meaning a pizza? I actually did that. man, am I fat.
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People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?
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I once was flirting with this really hot girl- then I learned that she was only 13 years old (almost 14) and I was about 19 at the time. The sad part is, I still didn't stop flirting with her and I had to muster all of my willpower not to take advantage of her. Even so, it was really only because I didn't want to end up in jail or something. She looked older than she was.
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I drive drunk almost every weekend. Someday I will probably kill somebudy but until then, let's have another beer, mate
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I rent the bloodiest horror movies I can find and jerk off during the decapitations.
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I only shower when the smell starts to bother other people. If they don't mention it, I don't shower. 6 days and counting!
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I saw you with her.
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I am such a slut even though I am a virgin. I have really big boobs, and everybody stares at them and I like it, but i am too awkward to have a good relationship with somebody. I am really horny but whenever i make passes at guys, i do it stupidly, like, i just don't know how to do it and everybody makes fun of me and calls me a whore. Then the guy is always too embarrassed to do anything with me because of it. One time I drove one of my guy friends home after a party and I showed him my boobs. He touched them too. He doesn't like me at all though, he hates me actually. I made the mistake of telling some of my friends, and then he started all these rumors about me saying how i am a liar and a slut and I made everything up, but if I made it all up then why am I a slut? aaaaaah! maybe I will kill myself.
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All I do at college is smoke pot and play cards. I never go to classes. I am failing 3 of my 4 classes and I go to a public school. My parents don't care, so I'll never bother to change. I am the only person in my family that was smart enough to go to college, and I am wasting my potential in a drug and alcohol-filled haze. Whatever.
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