I once bought a mouse trap and put it in my brothers shoe because I thought it would be funny. I guess in retrospect, it kinda was, although he did have to go to the hospital.
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I meet younger girls on the internet and get them to fall in love with me. Then once they are, I block their names and never talk to them again. I do it to feel better about myself, but I'm sure I've made a lot of them absolutely miserable. what.
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In the summer I stay online every night till 3am at least, sometimes till 5, sometimes till the sun is coming up, and all I do is chat rooms and look at porn. I am almost eighteen years old, and I am pathetic. If my friends call me I will usually just as well stay inside unless they are going to a movie or to eat at someplace I really like. I tell them my mother needs me to do something.
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I am a guy. One of my friends who is a girl recently cheated on her boyfriend. I give her hell about it and tell her she discusts me and get on this huge moral high horse, but I think the real reason I am upset is that really I wish it was me she cheated on her bf with.
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I don't know why I slept with Tim. I have a boyfriend who I love a lot. I want to have sex with Tim again though. I use girls for sex or blow jobs, then when I see their name come up on my cell phone I just don't answer it. Sometimes, when I have to answer it, I take it in the other room and tell people it was my uncle.
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My balls hurt. I think it's because I masturbate too much. Is that possible?
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I fucked my best friend's girl while he was passed out in the other room. I am the worst friend ever, he really lovd her, but maybe I am doing them a favor if it was never meant to be. I fucked her up the ass too, it was great.
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When I was in the 8th grade I wore a v-neck tshirt to school. I am a guy, and I got made fun of for it. I was so embarased that I stapled the v-neck shut. I got made fun of for that too, but at least my chest wasn't showing. I think I am gay now, too.
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When I was 13 I was looking for porn in my parents room and I found gay porn. I never told anybody.
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I'm the one man I know that *likes* going to the dentist. My hygenist is so hot. I would like to fuck her in the dentist chair with that little mask on. damn.
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