Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I have an erection practically 24 hours a day! I masterbuate constantly! What's wrong with me?

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I love Tommy so much! He is my world and my sky and the ground I walk on, he is the air I breathe. I wish he would love me back. I hate myself so much. Sometimes I wish I could die, but then I'd never see his beautiful face again. I'd do anything for you!

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I saw you with her.

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When I go through the drive through at McDonalds I order two drinks just to make the people inside think I am ordering food for 2 people, because I eat so much food. Milkshakes are soo good.

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I am an English teacher at a certain Junior Highschool in a certain state. I have impure thoughts about the boys there, and they are only 13, 14, and 15 years old. I am a 50-year-old man. I should be shot.

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I like shitty, shitty music just to be contrary. I purposeoly track down shit that nobody likes. As soon as something becomes popular I hate it, cause I am 'punk'.

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Nobody knows that I have posed naked for pictures on the internet. I needed the money, but not really that bad. I don't know why I did it.

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I am a waiter. Never eat at Chile's. In fact, never eat at restaurants, cause waiters are fucked up people, trust me I know. Enjoy your mushroom burger, bitch.

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My parents recently threw out a couch because it was dirty beyond recognition. They wondered about how it got that way, but here is the truth. I watched porns on HBO and Cinemax all the time and I jerked off and wiped it on the cushion, and now we are getting a new couch that probably cost a few hundred dollars. Sorry. I am 14.

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I go to church every Sunday even though I don't believe in god. While everybody is praying I think about simpsons quotes and fucking the hot girls that go to my church.

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