Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

You know that Rolaids commercial where the guy says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" meaning a pizza? I actually did that. man, am I fat.

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I pla y WoW (worlds of warcraft) for about 5 hours every day. I wish I was an orc.

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I once made stinkbombs out of my own crap and threw it at my friends. They told my mom and I got in a lot of trouble.

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I have an erection practically 24 hours a day! I masterbuate constantly! What's wrong with me?

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one time i hit my brother in the head with a garden hoe. he had to go to the hospital. i made him tell everyone that we were running and he tripped and fell on it, but no, it was me. i feel better now.

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I think i have a drinking problem. I had to go to the hospital last Friday night cause I drank so much, but this weekend i'm going to drink again!

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I sometimes wish I were a dog so I could piss all over everything and get away with it. I would be a golden retriever.

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I hate fags! There, I said it! Fuck queer eye for the strait guy, fuck queers!

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I constantly take advantage of peoples' trust by lying when nobody else would. I get tons of free shit that way at stores and restaurants. I get free drinks and even whole sandwiches that way. I don't feel the least bit bad about it either. I just find ways around the system, so I deserve it, right?

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I tried cocaine the other night. I didn't like it that much, but if somebody offered it to me again I would probably take it.

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