Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I am not a lesbian but I love keira knightly and I want to kiss her.

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One time I masterbated with my mom's screwdriver. It has a pink handle and says "Lady's Helper" on it, so I figured, why not? It was pretty funny and it felt really good, too. I cleaned it off and put it back in the case with the rest of the "lady's Helper" tools. I will use the hammer next.

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I go to church every Sunday even though I don't believe in god. While everybody is praying I think about simpsons quotes and fucking the hot girls that go to my church.

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I buy books just to put on my bookshelf to make me look smarter. I have never read Leviathan or the Prince.

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I want to screw my professor's brains out. He is not even that handsome, but I think his awful jokes about history are cute. Even though he is older than me, he seems innocent to me. I just want to stay after class one day and rip my shirt off in front of him. Maybe one day I'll do it. He is in his 50s and has kids.

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I go to college and I live in a dorm. One day I was walking down the hallway looking in the open doors and I saw a bag of cookies, you know the soft chocolate chip cookies that come in the red bag? There was nobody in the room and I was hungry, so I made sure nobody was looking than I really quick grabbed the cookies and took them to my room. The bag was half empty, so I finished what was left then put the bag in my trash under some papers and stuff so nobody would see it. I felt really bad afterwards, but I will probably do it again if I get the chance.

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I've been engaged 3 times. I am 19 years old, male.

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Dr. Seuss is overrated.

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WHenever I see some bum pan handling, I just wantto slap the dunk n' donuts cup out of his and and scatter his change al over the street. dirty bumbs.

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I fucked ya mutha muthafucka! ha!

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