My boyfriend hasn't called me in over three weeks. I keep telling myself he is just busy. Whenever I meet somebody new, I look at their shoes. That's how I form my entire opinion of them. Funny, huh?
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My English teacher is so hot! I want to fuck her in every possible way. She is practically all I think about. My girlfriend says I am being distant, and it's true, I am, because I think I am in love with my teacher. It's pretty sad actually. I love you Mrs. H!
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Since graduating college I have not been able to make any real friends anywhere I go. I don't have a girlfriend and I don't have anyone to confide in either. Sometimes I see some of my college friends and that makes me happy, but I just can't connect with anyone new. Man. what a lonely existence.
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I once was flirting with this really hot girl- then I learned that she was only 13 years old (almost 14) and I was about 19 at the time. The sad part is, I still didn't stop flirting with her and I had to muster all of my willpower not to take advantage of her. Even so, it was really only because I didn't want to end up in jail or something. She looked older than she was.
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I am going to Paris next month. It's pathetic, I know, but I feel like if I go there that my life will somehow be validated. But I know I'm just going to come right back to B. Indiana and nothing will be changed.
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I gave my boss head in the walk in freezer
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I think about calling the police every day...
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When I was in the 8th grade I wore a v-neck tshirt to school. I am a guy, and I got made fun of for it. I was so embarased that I stapled the v-neck shut. I got made fun of for that too, but at least my chest wasn't showing. I think I am gay now, too.
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I go to college and I live in a dorm. One day I was walking down the hallway looking in the open doors and I saw a bag of cookies, you know the soft chocolate chip cookies that come in the red bag? There was nobody in the room and I was hungry, so I made sure nobody was looking than I really quick grabbed the cookies and took them to my room. The bag was half empty, so I finished what was left then put the bag in my trash under some papers and stuff so nobody would see it. I felt really bad afterwards, but I will probably do it again if I get the chance.
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Whenever some idiot talks about committing suicide I tell them DO IT! I hope they do too, I won't feel the least bit guilty.
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