Fuck you, bitch, I loved you!
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My parents don't mind that I smoke pot, but If they knew I did coke and ecstacy they'd kill me. Here's hoping they never find out cause I love it.
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I had sex with a guy in his girlfriend's bed. She knows too because I was on my period and it got all over her sheets. Now she wants tokick my ass, i try as hard as i can to avoid her all the time- even if I think she maybe might be going to a party I won T be able to go cause i am too scared.
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I sometimes wish I were a dog so I could piss all over everything and get away with it. I would be a golden retriever.
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Sometimes, at night, when I'm all alone, I like to pour rootbeer all over my socks, then put them on so my feet feel all fizzy.
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I buy books just to put on my bookshelf to make me look smarter. I have never read Leviathan or the Prince.
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I like shitty, shitty music just to be contrary. I purposeoly track down shit that nobody likes. As soon as something becomes popular I hate it, cause I am 'punk'.
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One time I got head from this girl at a party, then she wanted to cuddle. I said 'bitch I don't even know your name' and left her in the bathroom. I told all my friends about it. I should probably feel bad, but my friends say it was awesome and I am actually pretty proud.
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People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?
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one time i hit my brother in the head with a garden hoe. he had to go to the hospital. i made him tell everyone that we were running and he tripped and fell on it, but no, it was me. i feel better now.
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