Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I want to screw my professor's brains out. He is not even that handsome, but I think his awful jokes about history are cute. Even though he is older than me, he seems innocent to me. I just want to stay after class one day and rip my shirt off in front of him. Maybe one day I'll do it. He is in his 50s and has kids.

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I once was flirting with this really hot girl- then I learned that she was only 13 years old (almost 14) and I was about 19 at the time. The sad part is, I still didn't stop flirting with her and I had to muster all of my willpower not to take advantage of her. Even so, it was really only because I didn't want to end up in jail or something. She looked older than she was.

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Before I got the internet i used to stay home from school and watch discovery channel all day in hopes of seeing some african tribeswomans breasts

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I want to go to Mardi Gras and show everybody my tits and suck and fuck every guy there. Nobody would know it was me because I would wear a mask and could do whatever I wanted. I would have sex with any guy and any number of guys and just be free to act however I want. I am to afraid that it would somehow till get found out though, so I will probably never do this. Soon I'll be too old.

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I hate going to school because everybody here is smarter than me. Every single class makes me feel stupid. I haven't read anything that these people have read and I never get things as fast as them either. How did I even get into this university? It's because I am rich. I have never earned a thing in my life- I am worthless and stupid.

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I am pregnant and my boyfriend wants me t oget an abortion. I know it's just cause he doesn't wantto pay child support. I will have it anyway, it will be my baby.

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I don't know why I slept with Tim. I have a boyfriend who I love a lot. I want to have sex with Tim again though. I use girls for sex or blow jobs, then when I see their name come up on my cell phone I just don't answer it. Sometimes, when I have to answer it, I take it in the other room and tell people it was my uncle.

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I am so out of shape, I get winded just walking up one flight of stares. I need to do something or I will die of a heart attack before I turn 40.

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I convinced my girlfriend that she gave me herpes when in fact I gave it to her.

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I've gotten to a point where I just don't care how horrible the rest of the world is anymore. Life is too short to be worrying about the genocide in rwanda. Now I'm just thankful that I live in America and I don't worry about anyone but me.

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