The Matrix was ok, but 2 and 3 just sucked. People say I didn't get it. I got it, it just sucked.
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Every day I wake up and take a shower. Then I get in my car and drive for almost one hour to get to work. I work quietely by myself for 8-10 hours, occasionally going to my favorite sites, then I drive home. When I get home I eat dinner and watch the news to find out what happened while I was in the windowless room all day. I go online and check all the same websites that I was checking at work, then I watch some TV. I fall asleep before Leno ends. On the weekends I sleep late and watch a movie, I pay my bills and go shopping. This is not how I pictured my life when I was in college.
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When I was in the 6th grade everybody loved the band Oasis for a few months. I got their album and listened to it all the time, but then they suddenly became uncool. I stopped listening to them because of what other people thought, but I really liked their music. I sold their CD at the used record store for about a dollar. That's probably one of the stupidest thing I've ever done. Wonderwall is a good song.
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Fuck you, bitch, I loved you!
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People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?
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I stopped birth control. Soon I will have a baby and he will never leave me.
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My parents don't mind that I smoke pot, but If they knew I did coke and ecstacy they'd kill me. Here's hoping they never find out cause I love it.
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I'm the one man I know that *likes* going to the dentist. My hygenist is so hot. I would like to fuck her in the dentist chair with that little mask on. damn.
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I'm afraid to bring friends over my house because my parents are so fat. They weight a combined 800 pounds, and I don't want my friends to get grossed out by them. I wish they were thinner, but not for their health, just for my own sake.
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Whenever some idiot talks about committing suicide I tell them DO IT! I hope they do too, I won't feel the least bit guilty.
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