Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I steal from my grandmother all the time and she doesn't notice. She gives me five dollars as a present, then when she goes to the bathroom I take 20 out of her purse. I'm an awful person, but I need to buy things.

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I tried cocaine the other night. I didn't like it that much, but if somebody offered it to me again I would probably take it.

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I am a guy. One of my friends who is a girl recently cheated on her boyfriend. I give her hell about it and tell her she discusts me and get on this huge moral high horse, but I think the real reason I am upset is that really I wish it was me she cheated on her bf with.

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this one time when i was really high i went to the grocery store and stole a box of poptarts, except i didn't have my purse or pockets, so i took them all out of the box and hid them in my pants.

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I purposely tempt my friends off their diets cause I don't want them to be thinner than me.

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People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?

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I masturbated on September 11, 2001.

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When I was a little girl I was the only girl I knew that watched Transformers. I didn't tell anybody that I was really in love with Optimus Prime and consider him my first love. I think this is why I can't have a solid relationship now, since I compare all men to Him. I am 26 years old.

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I went to a pet store and put on a whole big show about buying a puppy just so I could hold it. There's no way in hell I was going to fork over the hundreds of dollars for it. I wasted all their time when other customers probably actually wanted to buy an animal. He was a nice puppy though.

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when i was 10 i put paint all over my neighbor's new white car just because i could. I never got caught.

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